The State of Lancaster House is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-working population of 14.386 billion Lancaster Houseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. The average income tax rate is 22.3%.

The Lancaster Housean economy, worth 562 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 39,074 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway and Lancaster House has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lancaster House's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lancaster House is ranked 28,624^th in the world and 1^st in Lancaster for Largest Populations, with 14.4 billion capita.